The Thai Chicks do WHAAAAT!?

Whereyu live dogg? some fat aussie in thailand hostel
Jus' how cool is Hoku? Fuck.

"Sitting with Colin in Big John's, he's trying to speak in the worst possible English accent - we don't all sit and drink tea all day either!!" -Ella, English

Im receiving a massage right nowwwwwwwwwwwwww......This one is from a friend. Finally got my visa today! They lost my application, and my receipt was "stolen along with my bag" (aka lost) so there was a lot of waiting involved. But they found it and im a happy boy.

So couple nights ago I was hanging with some people: one guy from Wyoming, one girl from Canada, a guy from Las Vegas, and bloke from New Zealand. Well we went out clubbin'm we got outrageously lashed and mortled by an incessant consumption of alcohol. It was a fun time, alcohol is very fun and interesting. Lowers those inhibitions which I think if every person did when they were sober, society would be more salubrious, significantly--Alcohol is Escapism. Anyways, we went to a couple clubs, one was 20+ due to Thai law, legal to drink at 18 but these clubs--completely decent, music and alcohol, not like whores and dancing women-- fortunately we had the girl(on the left, the one on the right was just some chick with a candied bra--the men ate at it.hu hu hu) purposefully dress "slutty" to be let in with ease and a Thai guy who did all the talking and all the work getting us in. YEA Thai Dude! Stumbling out onto the street at 2 am Lo and Behold:


Fried Scorpians!




Then a Prostitute gave me her personal phone number, covertly hiding it from the pimp that was pimpin' her and all the other prostitutes out for the club. It was crazy. We walk into this club, packed full of people, great for 3am. Against the back wall was a line a stools with women just sitting there, yea whores...So the L.V. dude was like hey "lets fuck with em"--pardon the pun.

"I had 7 mosquito bites today. And I killed 3 fucking mosquitoes with my bare fucking hands" - Gerry, signaporian

so we walk over there and he's hitting on this chick. shes actually the only beautiful women there, young 20's, the only one who doesn't look like a whore...So she left and I wanted to sit down...I smoke like 3 cigarettes that night (no worries, i have no CRAVING, I still despise just look[inserts picture of ciggerte carton--worse than england])--helps keep down the vomit reflex, and my legs were burnt out from all day--so I took her seat and then she came back and just hung around next to me. She was all dancing and having me hold her with my arms, so im like okay sitting on a stool and using my upper body to dance with her, but I was like "heh" as long as I dont have to stand ill dance with you. she told me to give her a call, but I haven't yet, that was like a week ago. Though, I would like to meet a prostitute on a non sexual meeting to actually---do prostitutes have souls?--yes yes exactly that, talk to them women.

Then we went back to fat aussie's (Big John's) hostel at 5am. I was talking (lying face down on the table in the dining room) talking to this chick, she left. Causing me to look up, I noticed dawn was becoming. I've been trying to see Wat Arun (Temple of the Dawn) at dawn for like a week 1/2 but have been unable to wake from hypnotic sleep. This was the only way it was going to happen. That made 19 hours no sleep, knew this would keep me above 24hours. I wen,t it was really nice.

"I got there about 20 min before anyone else *cough* camera happy tourists. So I had 20 min to walk around and enjoy it chanting aloud, then I took some pictures with the tourists (they were all Asians, them whities weren't up yet) I was disappointed that I couldn't go up top, I suppose I could of just walked past that no entry sign...But I didn't want no disrespect. a beautiful temple. Boat rides are fun, water smells like rotten eggs mixed with mildew, but it makes the good smells more appreciable. That night/day I stayed up 30 hours, it was intense, staying up past the allotted hangover time so all day I just felt mindless with an irritable headache."

Being conscious when your on substances is interesting, theres no more being un-conscious on drugs anymore...its impossible, drugs and alcohol for me now and really most all my life Can not be used as an escape. but now I can have fun cus as a soul im alot cleaner...hu hu hu



...Im dead, so tired.....Night.....


Couple days later with Gerry the chick from singapore and this bloke from england....names *sighs*! We decided to go SHOPPING for FOOD. but we got sidetracked along the way. Theres like Strip Joints, Private Asian Clubs (Kan), Exotica Clubs EVERYWHERE!
Eventually we made it to the super duper market of Ridiculously Prices Goods from General Mills and other Imported products from America. One Large Box of Honey Nut Cheerios $10

Cheer-ee-Ohs!

Cheer Da O's!

Cheer Da Hoes Up Get a massage! (Sex Not Included)