Toys and Pretty Girls: Do's and Don'ts, Don'ts and Do's
By Colin McLeod Hae Na
I'll have to wait until i'm at least 28, but 45 is reccomended more profusely. half of it isn' even about the sex, it's about the only things males have ever known: conquest. It's strutting down the street with your NEW 80 lb toy around your waist. and of course boys will be boys: toy's must be compared. the oggle is a common trait on the street. It's dangerous to walk the street alone--without a toy around your waist. you risk toys walking with you.
Smiling is above all the greatest danger. one must be extra cautious when smiling, it's far to dangerous. smiling and looking. if your eyes are caught looking at a girl and your smiling, thats like buying a drink for them, because they know you will, unless of course there's as toy already around your waist---that hasnt been my case, i've had to fend for myself. its a jungle of scantilous 80lb women.
in the end you always pay for sex. one ways a little quicker. here if your feeling shy about frankly handing over 2500 bhat then you can buy them a few drinks, some ice cream then hand the 2500 over. as it is for most men here, "blowing my tubes" is what it all comes down too, so the pick the "shy" method as it is flirtatiously more exciting and it doesn't insult their integrity--though that rarley comes into question.
it does present a problem: how do you filter out the toys, aka prostitutes, from the pretty girls you wanna converse with? how do you know if you buy them a beer, they'll be wanting you to buy sex? here a few simple tips do's and dont's or don'ts and do's(puns are prohibited):
Note: looking, smiling and acknowledging only increases the odds of Toys and pretty girls, one more than the other.
1. If a women accosts you speaking in Thai, a few simple phrases or a whole nosefull = toy
2. If a women says hello "sadee-kaa" and/or boys like a prayer (with their hands) = Pretty girl
3. If a women says Massage = Toy
4. If a women walks with you and tries to lock arms, then when responding "Mai Chai" (No) they slap your butt and leave. = Toy
5. If they're dressed modestly or whorisly for a night club = A little tricky on the modest side, but generally, Toy. (depends where)
Smiling is above all the greatest danger. one must be extra cautious when smiling, it's far to dangerous. smiling and looking. if your eyes are caught looking at a girl and your smiling, thats like buying a drink for them, because they know you will, unless of course there's as toy already around your waist---that hasnt been my case, i've had to fend for myself. its a jungle of scantilous 80lb women.
in the end you always pay for sex. one ways a little quicker. here if your feeling shy about frankly handing over 2500 bhat then you can buy them a few drinks, some ice cream then hand the 2500 over. as it is for most men here, "blowing my tubes" is what it all comes down too, so the pick the "shy" method as it is flirtatiously more exciting and it doesn't insult their integrity--though that rarley comes into question.
it does present a problem: how do you filter out the toys, aka prostitutes, from the pretty girls you wanna converse with? how do you know if you buy them a beer, they'll be wanting you to buy sex? here a few simple tips do's and dont's or don'ts and do's(puns are prohibited):
Note: looking, smiling and acknowledging only increases the odds of Toys and pretty girls, one more than the other.
1. If a women accosts you speaking in Thai, a few simple phrases or a whole nosefull = toy
2. If a women says hello "sadee-kaa" and/or boys like a prayer (with their hands) = Pretty girl
3. If a women says Massage = Toy
4. If a women walks with you and tries to lock arms, then when responding "Mai Chai" (No) they slap your butt and leave. = Toy
5. If they're dressed modestly or whorisly for a night club = A little tricky on the modest side, but generally, Toy. (depends where)
posted by Colin McLeod Hae Na at 2/12/2006 08:02:00 AM
3 Comments:
So, thank you for the tips in case I am ever in another country and some girl thinks I want to pay her for sex. Unlikely, but but possible. So, by the sounds of this messege, are you saying that you have in fact payed a person to have sex with you? Hmmm...that leaves some questioning on my part...
Lacy
i fucking love you colin!!!
i miss you dude...
fo rizzle
cya
When i was a heroin addict, my chain had a star charm hanging off the end. All my junkie pals called me Star and never knew my real name was Madison. I got so addicted heroin that i turned to a skill i was exalent at to support that habbit: sex. It was a perfect job untill I stopped enjoying sex and heroin anymore but needed them both.
Sex is not the same anymore and my aqaintance now says that i feel loose, to me it feels gravelly and is deeply connected to my life's pain. It doesn't help that edward has a small member either.
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