Tina Says Hi!

Current Location: Salvation Army Hostel, Colaba District, Mumbai, India
(Feb. 7)

After Tanya the German prostitute left, i recoiled into fetal position, began to wail and moan for my lost cookie, suddenly i began to lose control and all the bananas began sprouting. After a titillating encounter with my lost friend i had to clean the floor (it was very wet), upon the arrival of the first explosion i decided to cool it a bit, so i gave away my Tupperware in exchange for a tub of ice and manjula's (real) email address. After much deliberation i told the Tej to leave it alone, he departed with a smile on his model-esk (with sunglasses) face kicking up dirt from his man machine on wheels. In my dismay at his happy departure i left to find one more cold coffee (the next day) which i silently drank with Rinchen and Kim before my own departure. They were happy; i had just bestowed upon them my Tupperware, 2 pillows, 1 blanket, 1 sheet (purple) and a winter coat which i have taken oath to recover upon my arrival back into this fair country (actually its quite dark--though there was a time say December 2 MCMXI when King George and Queen Mary (The Imperial Majesties) Landed with Oath and Honor as white powerful entities

(I wonder if they ever got attacked by banana stealin' waterbottle lickin' Cute, big, small, and nasty MONKEYS from the Island of Elephanta, which is silly and funny and touristy, and i feel weird so im staying alert and aware to try and understand whats the deal with white people in india that unnerves me so much at times, and locations specific to touring. Its obviously something in me.)
So yeah i Rubbed and Kissed Shiva's Lingam(heaven forbid i dare, ponder, hesitate to offend Shiva's Almighty Penis. Then i hiked to a different mountain (not dared by tourist's, not mentioned either), i was looking for the Buddha stupa) and i found another massive rock in a mountain carved out with a sacrificial alter for Hinduism ceremonies, and inside the yard was a HOLY Cow --me and the cow had some intense staring contest, i felt kinda bad afterwords cus i think i like invaded his private temple, but i knelt down with an Aum shanti and a Namaste to redress the cow and the temple--actually it was a little freaky. it was like death vibe and stuff. there was this pool carved in the rock full of water secluded off to the left and i peered into it and found bones! though i rationalized, and decided it was far to small to be a femur bone of a human being (the other ones were covered by earth) Then i continued on and found a big dried up whole on the top of the mountain, that was built up with stones to make a dry reservoir. and at the very tip top of the mountain i found a beautiful view of the whole island, surrounding islands, the ocean and the smog, all obscured by trees! (this is on the side of the mountain i hiked, not the top--Duh)

I met a man with a name from Boise, Iowa--Idaho....aaw--not important--who was a volunteer on the hotshots fire crew in Boise, X. yeah he fought the rodeo chediski fire back in Arizona couple years ago. crazy!

I have U.S. Dollars again, eight of them. its incredible! They're so green and greedy and i envy their sharp looks.

P.S. I forgot to mention Tina had a go at my chest of Love.


Part 2:
Current Location: Big Johns Hostel (they have Big Johns Apple Pies too),Bangkok, Thailand.
(Feb. 9)
There is one thing i need to clear up before i speak any further. I don't know Sex, I don't Know Drugs, and i DO NOT know aids. with that said i do know beauty: It doesn't take a painted island, In Tailand its flocks of women who weigh less than 100lbs and speak through their nose and throat. Heh, yea Bangkok is sweet. I was smiling the whole way from the airport in Mumbai to Big Johns Hostel in Bangkok, sporadically i would burst into orgasmic smiles which were highly contagious to any passers by, as a result i have broke the record for mass conjoined orgasms. But i just got up like one hour ago its like 1am now, i arrived at 11am (Bangkok time) the previous day i went 20hours no sleep, including that hike up a island mountain, i thought it would be cool not to sleep the four hours on the plane which would cause me to not fall asleep till big johns making a record of 27 hours no sleep. Shux! though my four hour sleep on the airplane was the epitome of serene. it was one of those perfect sleeps where you close your eyes and then you open them with no clatter, noise, just a Buddha ocean of pure silent consciousness in between. The last time (lamenting now) i slept that nice was 3rd week of jan. '06 outside of pune, a place called "The Garden of Eden" (very beautiful), with a beautiful Chilean women named Vanita. aaaw, im getting all meltin' lovin'. Who does colin miss? i shouldn't...but i do, silly lamenting attatched feelings, that leave me hanging all useless. My head is always hurting rragilbabibilayata wee!

(Feb. 10)
well i've been waiting to post these pictures for a couple days now so here are the pictures. Boom Boom--depending what country and culture your engaged in it means different things.
I'll be in thailand for like a month (after i need a visa) i leave Bangok in 5-6 days, when i get my new visa for india for 3100 baught. yea thats right what did we pay in England Alex? like $120 aaah! Im going to hit some beaches, theres supposed to be a infamous full moon party on Koh Samui, But i had some serene beaches: Haad Tien, reccomended to me by a friend so ill try that out and mosey on. then ill pick somewhere north..near a temple perhaps. But the next blog be about me and thailand adventures...Night Day...It's all the same here! Im going to go find some temples and eat me some thai food "Wai" folks.

P.S. 50 cent is coming to Bangkok Feb 26.